im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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