i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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