we're blogging at a bar
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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