my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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