remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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