p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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