Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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