Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize