google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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