but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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