Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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