YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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