school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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