If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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