The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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