I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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