i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im holly from the hills drunk
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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