we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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