he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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