Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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