she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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