I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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