how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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