I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize