So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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