he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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