On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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