Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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