Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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