Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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