Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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