i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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