Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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