Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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