The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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