i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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