somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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