in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just took my morning after pill in the library
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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