How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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