I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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