I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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