so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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