are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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