This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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