Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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