this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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