this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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