I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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