he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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