nut hugger
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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