Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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