God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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